Thursday, December 22, 2011
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Call me a hater. Say I have a flat ass. You can honestly say whatever you want, but I'm still gonna ask the question...are these extreme ass augumentations actually attractive? Here's the post done awhile back on Butt Injections. This is part II. I understand liking a nice round "onion behind" or as Phaedra Parks on "Real Housewives of
Alpharetta Atlanta" calls it a "donkey booty," but some of these ass jobs are getting out of control.
Whether these augumentations are FDA approved (where fat is transfered from another body part to the ass) or hydrogel and caulking supplies from Home Depot administered by your town's local transvestite self appointed plastic surgeon, are some of these ridiculous? I just had to ask you all your opinions on these. Is there a such thing as an ass that's "too fat"? I definitely think so. Look below and vote:
IS THIS CUTE?
IS THIS CUTE?
IS THIS CUTE?
IS THIS CUTE?
Thursday, December 15, 2011
One thing I love about Christmas is the damn sparkly blinged out ornaments, decorations, and lights. So why not incorporate a little of that into an outfit? For all of you who like these, they are on the list of things that should only to be worn after five. Mine are from Arden B and retail for $69.
Make you ass look like a cute ornament! Happy Holidays!
Quite awhile back, I did a post called "Signs She Doesn't Want You to Holla" and that is part 1 of this post. I'm not sure if some of you are dumb or deaf but there are MANY of you who don't know the difference between a woman playing "hard to get" and a woman just NOT playing with you when she is NOT interested. The thirst is real in these streets. So below are some signs that she isn't playing at all...she wish you'd catch amnesia and forget who she is and her number.
1. You Must Result to Stalker Behavior:
It's safe to assume that if you have to call a woman from a blocked number, your friends number, or blow up her phone 6 times in a row that she is NOT playing hard to get...she is NOT playing at all. She doesn't like you. You also shouldn't have to frequent places you know she is commonly at to run into her and get a chance to see her. Jumping out of the bushes so to speak is an act reserved for stalkers, rapist, and child molesters.
2. You Think 3rd Times a Charm:
A woman shouldn't have to tell you more than once that she is not trying to give you her number or spend time with you. No means no...just like it does with sex vs. rape. Dont' act like Herman Cain mkay?
3. Your Text, Calls, Emails, and Voicemails Never Get Answered:
So you called her twice...she never called back. It's not like she's Michelle Obama with a schedule so extensive she needs a personal assistant just to keep it together. It's not like she does not even have 5 minutes out of her busy day to call or text you back. No sir, her phone isn't broken and she hasn't had bad service for 24 hours 7 days a week....she just doesn't like you. Don't take this opportunity to shoot a text, followed by a facebook message, followed by an email, followed by a voicemail, followed by a voxer walkie talkie alert. Sorry...she's NOT playing.
4. She's Married:
No she didn't just marry that young man solely for tax and health care benefits and no, she doesn't still have a candle in the wind for you. She's moved on, she's planning a family, she's NOT playing...she's over it. Same goes for people in relationships, if she thought you were "the one" she wouldn't be with her current man now would she? OR she'd be more than willing to leave him for you.
I know all of the above may seem like common sense...but sadly through experience and conversations I've had with friends over wine...it's COMMONLY not understood by you guys out there. Thirst is not sexy kids.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
It's the holidays. It's a time to reconnect and reminisce with people from your past...however...some people are just that...the past. How do you decide who you should attempt to contact and who you should just let be?
Let's just keep it real...some of the people you reach out to just don't want to see you. Here's a few questions to help you decide if you should contact someone visiting home for the holidays:
1. How Much Contact Have You Had With This Person?
If over the years, the extent of your contact has been solely through random social networking situations (ex: Happy Birthday!) or a few likes on a facebook status, their number is not saved in your phone and vice versa, it's safe to assume this person is not trying to build in time to catch a drink with you.
2. What Was Your History With This Person?
Let's face it...stuff happens...people loose contact with each other. However what was the reasoning for you all losing contact? Did you all used to date and go through a bad break up? Were you once friends but fell out for a serious offense? Although the altercation may have happened years ago, outside of the casual "hey how are you?"conversation when you run into them at holiday party, contacting them is unnecessary.
3. What is Going on in Their Current Life?
In the recent year, a ton of my friends lives have changed. One look on the facebook timeline of a person in their mid-20s will reveal news of engagements, babies, marriages, job promotions, big moves, traveling. All of the aforementioned effect this persons current interaction with friends. For example, if this person just got engaged and came into town with their new fiance, chances are they are probably more consumed with the euporhia of the recent engagement, showing their new fiance their hometown, and introducing the fiance to all members of the family...don't take offense if they don't have time to go to lunch with you.
4. How Long Are They/You in Town?
As young adults with careers, school, and other major commitments, our visits home are very short lived, usually 4 days or less, if you're lucky maybe a week. It's easy for someone coming home for the holidays to spread themselves thin between hanging with all their friends and family. Personal time constraints should not be forced on anyone. Don't take it personal. Maybe their schedule and yours don't mesh...it's not that serious...better luck next visit.
5. Why Would They Go on a "Date" With You?
The thing that KILLS me is when guys who have NEVER taken you out when you lived in the same city as them for upwards to 18 years feel the need to expect you to want to be ready and willing to give up precious limited time to go on a date with them when you come in town. Sir, you are not that major and you are not that fine. Get over yourself. If you throw an offer to take a lady out who is coming in town and she doesn't bite the bait...not even nibble it, let it go. Don't be forceful with it and don't be bitter about it because that's thirsty and thirst isn't cute.
Monday, December 5, 2011
However childish it may be, all of us have either been involved or still currently get involved in what I like to call "The Name Game." The classic game of he-said-she-said. It's a situation in which a so called "friend" comes to you with lurid details about how another individual was talking mad sh*t about you. Hell, its such a real situation that occurs that it's the staple of most reality TV shows we watch today.
Well here's the problem with that situation...the "friend" was talking mad sh*t about you too!
1. Why Would That Happen?
How many people do you know that are cool with talking bad to you about your best friend? Generally speaking, they won't do that because they know you are not trying to hear it or will be offended. Me personally, I never hear anything bad about any of my friends, because a person knows if they come to me with that foolery I will set this thing off. Therefore if someone feels comfortable enough to talk to your "friend" about you like a dog it can be assumed that your friend is joining it with tidbits of the conversation.
2. Call Them Out:
So when this "friend" tells you about all the sh*t talking you need to call him/her out. "So what did you say?"..."How long were you letting them sit there and talk about me? It seems like a long time because this is quite detailed." ....yeah and the answer will be straight crickets and or stuttering.
3. Do The Old Fashion Bust Out:
The next thing you do is the following "Oh yeah? Call that bitch up."....let's see what this "hater" has to say and what your "friend" has to say when everyone is talking on the same phone call...that will clear up a bitches story REAL QUICK. Any hesitation to make that phone call? You already know what time it is.
4. Store All Information in Your "Rolodex":
Now I'm not down to just drag people down Peachtree for just any old reason, but I do "store information" about people in my "Rolodex" which is what I call my memory bank. Now I know what type of person both parties are and you get categorized as such even if you are still permitted to be involved in my life.
Has this happened to you before? What did you do? Let me know!
Sunday, December 4, 2011
I'm not sure why people do things where they are in the media eye as if all their possible skeletons won't get unmasked...either way, Herman Cain is whack and the below is hahahalarious! Made by our friends over at Funny or Die starring Tim Meadows