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Saturday, June 11, 2011

Guess What?...You Are NOT a Celebrity

There are just some hair styles and things that celebrities rock that regular people like you and I can not. We all know a lot of people get their style inspiration from celebrities. However, there are some things that work for them that don't work for the average citizen. The same guys who fawn over Amber Rose with her bald head or Rihanna with her koolaid red hair would be quick to tell a regular chick with a bald head to get a weave or tell a chick with koolaid red hair that she was a hood rat. Call it a double standard...If you still think you could be a bad bitch with a bald head or fire engine truck red hair see below..because to the rest of society you look like the following:


What You See in the Mirror:


What We See:


We all know Lady Gaga is a bit coo coo for cocoa puffs as far as her out there fashion and makeup is concerned which is empowering that she doesn't want to conform to what others think is fashion....but seriously? Ham cutlets in saran wrap all over an untoned body ? Where are her friends?

What You See in the Mirror:



What We See:



Being a black woman or a woman with naturally dark hair, keeping your hair platinum blond requires A LOT of work and A LOT of harsh bleaching. It may seem easy to cut it all off...it may seem sexy to rock the Amber Rose...but often times it looks like you are trying a little to hard. Like this young lady.

What You See in the Mirror:


What We See:



Wearing your hair koolaid red lets everyone know that there is a 90% chance you are a stripper or a hoodrat. What job outside of a strip club or McDonalds allows you to have this type of hair color? Maybe she owns her own business??? We doubt it though. In addition, wearing your real hair koolaid red requires you to lift the color and then dye the hair which is very harsh and red hair color is hard to keep up. It easily can become a washed out pepto bismol color...this young lady does not have the resources Rihanna has such as a personal stylist who monitors her hair health and freshens up her color everyday...so she opted for a fire engine red lace front.

Lace Fronts= Epic Fail


What You See in the Mirror:


What We See:


Let's face it...there is probably virtually nothing Cassie could do to make herself look ugly. In addition she can have weave put in some sort of crunk special way so that the bald side looks exactly the same as the long side. This young lady on the other hand will have a rough grow out process if she does infact change her hairstyle or she will have a 27 piece quick weave...smh...This is yet again a hairstyle that assures us that you don't have a serious real job...

What You See in the Mirror vs. What We See:



Everyone wants to be Nicki Minaj. While her actual talent or if she is a gimmick is up for discussion what is a fact is she is what's hot right now and she is everywhere you turn. It's obvious she can influence your style but wearing neon weaves etc. is NOT okay for the average citizen. Not to mention bangs just aren't for everybody.

5 comments:

  1. this is ha ha hah ha fucking larious!

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  2. #dead at this post! ROTFLMAO

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  3. Love love this...its so funny how african american have the same hair situations as we do...its really funny

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  4. I have just installed iStripper, so I can have the sexiest virtual strippers on my taskbar.

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  5. You know, what? I am actually don't want to be Nicki Minaj. I am not going to become a celebrity, but nevertheless I appreciate and admire this person.

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