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Friday, May 27, 2011

How to Tell You Have a Stank Ass Mouth

We have all encountered a person...maybe even a friend whose breathe made us want to commit suicide. I personally had an acquaintance whose breath was so hot the smell lingered in my car for hours after they got out. I always wondered how exactly I should tell them their breathe makes me have a gag reflex? Some of you may even be wondering "does my breath stink?" Well here are some definitive ways to tell your breathe is hotter than running in a black long sleeve track suit made of plastic and wool in July on the equator. Forward this anonymously to anyone who may need a clue.

So why can't these people tell their own breath smells? The reason for this frustrating occurrence of them not smelling their own stank mouth is due to how our olfactory system (our nose) works...it ignores our own smells so it can focus on the smells around us. Bad breath or halitosis is caused by a bacterial imbalance in our mouth, sinuses and throat. Some signs of bad breath can indicate something more serious such as a stomach ulcer...the smell of the rotting flesh is creeping into their throat cavity or maybe the culprit is in need of some dental work...some cavities can cause pus sacks in the gum which smell or gingivitis.

(remember what we said about why people can't smell their own bad breath?)

Ways to Tell Your Breath is on John Blaze/Wacka Flocka Flames (Hot as Hell):

1. Due to the fact saliva holds the smells of bad breath bacteria lick the back of your wrist, let it dry for 2 minutes, and then sniff the area after a few moments. If you notice a bad smell, you can times it by 10...YOUR BREATH IS WACKA FLOCKA FLAMES

2. Use a teaspoon or better still a tongue scraper. Scrape the very back your tongue wait 2 minutes then smell the spoon, if it smells bad...YOUR BREATH IS WACKA FLOCKA FLAMES

3. When you floss your teeth do you notice a bad smell?...YOUR BREATH IS WACK FLOCKA FLAMES

4. Ask someone you feel close to or a little kid because they are BRUTALLY honest...Y SUGARCOAT?. If they say "yes...it's rough"...YOUR BREATH IS WACKA FLOCKA FLAMES

5. When you talk to anyone do they rub their noses, do they back away from you, do they cough, do they offer you mints, do they sneeze? Two or more of these signals can be interpreted to show YOUR BREATH IS WACKA FLOCKA FLAMES

6. Do the people you date never want to kiss you? YOUR BREATH MAY BE ON WACKA FLOCKA FLAMES

7. Ongoing dry mouth is a serious condition. Its a sure bet that if you have dry mouth YOUR BREATH IS WACKA FLOCKA FLAMES

8. Stand in front of the mirror and stick your tongue out as far as possible. If you notice that the very back of your tongue is whitish...YOUR BREATH MAY BE ON WACKA FLOCKA FLAMES

9. Do you have post nasal drip? This condition feeds bad breath bacteria. Most people don’t even know they have it and it's caused by allergies and it makes your breath WACKA FLOCKA FLAMES

10. Do you have GERD, heart burn, or indigestion...all cause your breath to be WACKA FLOCKA FLAMES

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