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Sunday, February 12, 2012

The 2012 Grammy Awards

8:01PM--- they can miss me with this opening performance.

8:06PM--- while this praryer for Whitney is touching LL...you still look like a little penis in a tuxedo with that hat on...

8:10PM--- love how Bruno Mars said "get off your rich asses"...LMAO...too real

8:22PM--- Alicia you better sing with your husband stealing ass!!!

8:25PM--- Adele is killin ok...killin...period.point.blank

8:27PM--- Are they gonna pan to Rihanna? Bc she clearly will be trying to hold in the fact they are still in love

8:42PM--- Mics going off in the middle of performances? Real BETish

9:12PM--- Men wearing sunglasses inside is real country and ghetto to me

9:01PM--- Rihanna is sexy...I mean I'm straight but I have a girl crush on her...she's a bad bitch

9:18PM--- Ryan Secreast as a vagina...I don't care what you all say...and it's shaved.

9:20PM--- Adam Levine...meet me in my office...you can close the door and blinds ;-)

9:23PM--- Its amazing how these old ass men (The Beach Boys) STILL sound the same...guess that's before autotune when you could fake that you could sing....

9:33PM--- Love Stevie Wonder with every ounce in me that loves music...but when is someone gonna let him know that his dreads start at the crown of his head?

9:39PM--- Did someone pull a "janet" and show their titty last Grammy's because this years is chalked full of old folks performing like this is a "safe" Super Bowl half time performance.

9:40PM--- Chris Brown won! Yall better stop acting like the only thing he beat on Ri Ri was her face...you saw that leaked peen picture right? *sips wine*

9:43PM--- Yo I think Taylor threw shade at Kanye with this song...dressed like little house on the fucking prairie

9:46PM--- #dead at this --->RT : All we need is for Kanye to Jump out on Taylor swifts performance with Blue Ivy and do his rendition of the Lion King!

9:51PM--- Who wants to guess Wiz Khalifa's weight? I say 98lbs soaking wet...he is so small I bet Amber Rose has to use his whole body as a vibrating dildo there is no way they have sex. It would be like screwing a starving Ethiopian child

9:52PM--- What is Taylor Swift is a raging bitch deep down???

9:58PM--- the following things have been said about Katy Perry on my timeline "she has that golden camel toe" and "she looks like a magnum condom" #DEAD. Those lyrics are real though "this is the part of me that you never ever gonna take away from me"...ladies there should always be an inaccessable part of you that a man can never have. My mom told me that...she's been married 41 years in a happy marriage...must be true

10:09PM--- Adele is giving me EVERYTHING!!! Sounding JUST like the CD even after vocal chord surgery??? You better run that girl!!!

So I feel asleep because this Grammy's was so freaking boring. However I did catch the only other note worthy performances via videos. All the most noteworthy performances are below. In addition I am DEAD at how people are going in on Oliva from Love and Hip Hop on twitter making a trending topic #OliviaOutsideTheGrammys.....bahahahahahahah

How does Nikki Minaj have a career??!?!??!?!??!?!? She she go listen to her song "Stupid Hoe" while looking in the mirror.

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Here's Jennifer Hudson's Whitney Tribute:

She did great...people were expecting her to sound like Whitney but NO ONE can sound like Whitney singing that song period.point.blank. Sorry folks but just about every artist in that building outside of Adele, Jennifer Hudson, and maybe Alicia Keys can not even begin to sing a tribute because their vocals are not what's up.

Here's Adele's standing ovation performance:

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